It's not often that Kampala gets listed as amongst the top anything cities of the world. We're not among the top cleanest, most populated and we're most certainly not amongst the richest 100 cities in the world. If anything, Kampala is most likely to be listed among the top corrupt, as having the most people with HIV/AIDs, as the city with the most dark day, etc. You get the drift.
So you can imagine my delight at finding this. Scroll down to #14 and read for yourselves. Who knew?
What would my dream job be? It would be a job where I got paid bucket loads of money which I saved all/a lot of, it would involve loads of travel to exotic and interesting locations, living in hotels while earning copious amounts of per diem and of course it goes without saying that it would involve me doing what I loved doing.
This suits all my requirements and even some things I didn't know I would requireJ. Can anyone venture a guess as to which company that is? I just want to put it on here so that I remember what I'm working towards. Of course in 3-4 years if I'm still responsible only for my own self, then I soooo want to get a job like this one:
Are you interested in building a successful career with one of the world's largest and most recognisable companies? Do you also enjoy travelling & have a desire to see the world in style?? Then this could be the perfect match for you.
We are currently working with the leading manufacturer, marketer, and distributor of non-alcoholic beverages worldwide for International Audit positions with global exposure. Based out of the corporate headquarters and with international travel to local operations in over 200 countries around the world, the role will involve 100% travel.
Although this team are officially based out of Atlanta USA, realistically you may only spend a few weeks a year on - site. You will spend your time moving from one audit engagement to another working in a team of internal auditors with financial, operational & IT backgrounds. Each audit assignment will take 6 weeks or longer and on completion your team will move onto the next assignment – often in a new country!
The company acknowledge that over an extended period this much travel becomes tiring and after 3 years you will be in a position to move into an exciting role within the division of your choice.
Examples of roles people have been promoted into during the last year; -
o Mergers & Acquisitions – Atlanta
o Regional Finance Manager – Australia
o Commercial Finance Manager – Argentina
o Special Project (confidential) – Germany
o Special Project (dealing with an acquisition) – Philippines
The salary offered in this department will be competitive and negotiable based on experience. The base salary for a Senior Auditor is expected to fall between US$60K - US$70k. Most auditors in this department typically provide feedback that almost the entire salary can be saved as the company provide international quality hotels / apartments along with a generous per diem allowance to all living expenses.
We are interested in speaking to Auditors and IT Auditors (CA, ACCA, CPA, CISA or Equivalent) with at least 3-4 years experience gained in a Big 4 / Top 10 Public Accounting firm or Multinational Audit team
Please do not hesitate to contact us if these roles sound of interest or if you would like further information on any of the roles we have worldwide
So 2007 has come and gone. A bit lazy of me to be making another post exactly a month after my last one, but whatever, my blog, I do what I want. The holidays have come and gone, and this will go down as one of the most memorable holidays for me. Thanks to all (bar one) my family for graciously accepting my invitation and coming to see my humble abode, the place I call home for now....you guys will never know how much this meant to me, I will carry these memories with me for a long time to come. I enjoyed having each and every one of you and my house will NEVER be the same again. We should do it again soon J
I am definitely glad that we're in a New Year, although I am always scared of the New Year coz I am always fearful as I don't know what it's going to bring. I'm not very good with change and the whole change to a New Year thing just blows my mind. While people celebrate and shout the New Year in, I always do participate but that's just a front, inside I'm just all pensive and musing over all the bad things that could possibly happen. I'm very pessimistic so as you can imagine all the things I imagine the New Year bringing, none of them is ever good. I have always maintained that I rather hope for the worst and then get pleasantly surprised when good things happen, but I've come to believe that is not good for my psyche, because maybe by expecting the worst, I don't know maybe it does come to pass or something like that. But this new year, I was actually very happy, maybe this is also because this is the year I'm determined to be happy, to find inner peace and to accept the person that I am, accept those parts of me that I cannot change and change those that I can because I want to change them and not because its either expected of me or because I'm trying to keep up with a Khumalo somewhere. I know that there may be bad things that could happen this year, but worrying about them or being scared of them in advance will not prevent them from happening, so worrying about them in advance is quite silly actually. If they do happen, the fact that I've been worrying in advance will not make it any easier for me to bear...I know that makes sense in my head, I just hope it does when I write it down. (MS-Word just re-started itself, I sooo wasn't looking forward to loosing this post after I've typed all this!!!).
I will not miss 2007. It was a tough year for me, what with my intense dislike for my current job situation, intense home-sickness and other circumstances. It's amazing how much having a job one doesn't enjoy can affect one's whole perspective and almost all other aspects of one's life. If there's one thing that I've learnt it's that it doesn't matter if you earn all the money in the world (not that I do), but if you don't like your job, all that money ceases to matter. It got so bad I actually applied for jobs which paid half the money I currently earn and which didn't bother me in the least as long as I was gone from this job. Apart from that this was one year where I missed home so much and of course that lead other circumstances to be so much bigger and devastating. But anyway it wasn't entirely bad, 2007 also brought lots of good things; my sister's graduation, being together with the entire family in the same house again for the first time in too long, my family coming to visit me, to name the biggest highlights.
2008 is here and if 2007 is anything to go by, we'll be at the end of it before too long. Already quite a lot has happened in these last 18 days, both very good (J) and extra bad (the whole Kenya situation...who would have thought!!!??). I don't generally ever make any resolutions coz I always break them anyway before the end of actual day I make them, but this year, there are some things that I would like to achieve....though I will not beat myself over the head if I don't. They are:
- Actively pursue happiness (as I've said above – remember the times I've been happiest, remember the happy feelings and re-live them!!!)
- Exercise (running, here I come back)
- Drink more water – at least 2L per day as I'd started then stopped
- Work extra hard in my new job (partner by 35 here I comeJ, this is more long term I guess, but I have to put in the work annually if I'm to achieve it)
- Try to read my bible and pray daily or even more than once daily in pursuit of building a better relationship with God.
- Make more meaningful female friends
- Cleanse my face nightly
- Wear T-shirts less and dressy tops more.
- Wear high heels at least 4 times a week.
- Watch a play every 3 months.
- Finally get off mainland Africa (Seychelles/Mauritius here I come...woooohooooo)
- Write a professional exam.
Some of them are quite frivolous/superficial (I can't be serious all the time now can I?), but it's what I've been thinking about off the top of my head and I pray that I will be able to achieve as much of this as possible come 2009
So, I just came from watching that movie, it was a nice movie. I always like it when D.e.nzel W.a.s.hington acts as a bad guy, so I enjoyed this one but still not as much as T.r.a.ining Day one of my favourite movies. Like T.r.a.ining Day, I will also have to watch it again in order to fully understand it. I don't know what's wrong with me these days but I think I'm growing old, firstly I have no patience to watch a full length film at home, and when I go to the movie theatre, I just cannot seem to follow and fully understand the subtleties that would lead me to fully understand the movie. You know what they say about old age, memory is the first thing to go J.
But that's not what I will remember about the movie, the weirdest thing is that we kept seeing the microphones which were recording the actors. What kind of shoddy movie making was that? Or maybe the movie theatre/company got a pirated copy of the movie, I have no idea, but I just cannot imagine how that could have happened.
This was an assignment we had last week.
"Moi je suis Amo. J'ai vingt-huit ans.
Je fais 1m 65. Je suis Informaticienne. Je joue au violon. Je suis genereuse et revervee. J'aime mange dans les nouveaux restaurant, regarde le television et lire. Je n'aime pas les exercise et la sport. Je deteste les chien et les chats.
Je cherche un home grand, vingt-neuf – trent-deux ans. Un peu sarcastique mais amusant. Il ne doit pas boire. Il doit joue au violon et lire. Il doit celibataire pas divorce. Il doit aussi etre honnete et gentil"
Lets see who can understand that J
- Why am i awake at midnight watching Dr 90210?
- Why am i trawling facebook at this un-godly hour?
- Why do i surf so much?
- Why do i miss home so much even after almost being here 3 years?
- Why is the grass always greener?
- Why do i never finish what i start?
- Why do i get bored so easily?
- Why is it so difficult for me to find my calling?
- Why can't I take the path that leads straight to the Lord and true joy?
- Why does that former woman on Dr 90210 want to be a man now?
- Why do i want a career change and yet i dont know if i will even like it after afew months?
- Why am i not sleepy?
- Why will it be difficult to get out of bed tomorrow?
- Why does the chick on Dr 90210 want to have surgery on her chuchus?
- Why is apple smoothie not all that?
- Why do i think that i will be happier in Canada?
- Why has this year gone so fast?
- Why am i listening to Contemporary Christian music on Yahoo radio while watching Girls of the Playboy mansion?
- Why does Hugh Hefner have 3 girlfriends?
- Why are those 3 well-educated (well atleast 2 of them are) girls all with Hef?
- Why do i want to get married so much?
- Why am i calling him Hef like they do?
- Why did i google Hef's 3 girlfriends?
- Why do i google so much?
- Why am i wondering what i gain from all this surfing?
- Why am i wondering that maybe if i gave myself some down time each evening then maybe falling off to sleep would be easier?
- Why is life so complicated in your 20s?
- Why does it all matter anyway?
J
